God I love summer

MONDAY, JULY 18, 2022


cDudeHERE IS NOTHING, in my opinion, that compares to the wonderfulness of SUMMER—what with all the hot (both temperaturally-speaking, and sexily-speaking) shirtless dudes flaunting their goods everywhere.

It's what I was made for.*

And well, you just won't believe what happened t'other day: So... I was just minding my own business, changing into my sexy Speedos® swimwear in anticipation of taking a dip in the sea, when what to my wondering eyes should appear—outside my changing hut—but this guy.

"Hey, you're Sean Reid Scott, the uber-famous, unbelievably successful, rich, friendly, empathetic, talented, gorgeous dude who writes gay erotica and runs that amazing website... what's it called... muscle stim... stimulation? Muscle Stimulation? That's you, right?" he blurted (obviously flummoxed at my uber presence).

(Normally, I'd have furrowed my brow and corrected him: "Musclestimulus.com, you jerk." But he was so fucking BUILT! Those arms, those shoulders, those pecs, those abs.... Yeah, no brow-furrowing gonna happen here.) "Why, yes. That's me. Are you a fan?" I batted my eyelashes.

"Why, yes, I am," the stud said.

"Why how can I help you?" I asked.

"Why, to be honest, all the changing huts are occupado, if you take my meaning," the hunk smiled. "Are you almost finished in there? Can I take your hut when you're done?"

"Why, actually I'm not quite done. But why don't you just step inside. There's plenty of room in here."

"Oh, why, okay. Maybe I'll do just that," he smiled. "And well... maybe... like... perhaps...."

"Spit it out boy."

"Do you think you might be able to help me get into my Speedos®? They're kinda tight. And I'm a big boy down there, if you take my meaning. I could really use a deft hand."

Funny. I actually pride myself on the deftness of my hand.

So there's that.

OH, and if'n you're interested, CHAPTER 19 of The Captain and his Privates is ready for your perusal.**



*Yes, I do know that a preposition is something one should never end a sentence with.
**And your masturbatory pleasure. Please pleasure yourself (masturbatorilly-speaking) while you read. And of course, I wanna know if my words make you come. Of course.



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