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SEAN REID SCOTT  •  PURVEYOR OF MUSCLE FANTASY  •  MY BLOG, BELOW:


 

DIDJA MISS ME?

iwonder if anyone missed me.

Yeah, I was gone the past few days. Some may argue that I'm gone a lot, even when I'm not. But that's a whole nother issue. This time, I was actually gone. Away. Distant. Missing, as it were. I was traveling far from Wanker's Corner. And it was wunnerful.  JulianTanaka

And when I was gone, I flew. Today's guy was my captain. And I actually never made it to my hotel. I went to his. Lemme tell you, this pilot could fly my plane ANYWHERE. I'd land on his strip anytime. And so on and so forth. (Is he not gorgeous? Is his arm not an auto-boner?)

Yeah, it was a wunnerful time, but I never did get the opportunity to visit with the peeps I'd intended to visit wif. Instead, I "visited" with said pilot. You wouldda too.

Be that as it may, I'm back. More to cum!

 


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2016-0801

WOULD THAT EVERY COP...

would that every cop were as cool and athletic as this dude. (Sigh.)   CoopCop

Watch the clip. Kinda cool. Click on the pic, or click the link below.

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2320705421285837

OH, and there's a new chapter of THE HYPERMALES up now! (You'll find it, if you look.)

 


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2016-0722

ABDOMINAL ROW

what would you do if you encountered this many abs in one showing? The cliché answer would be "I'd bring out my laundry and get to work." Get it? Washboard abs? But that's so 20th century (another kind of cliché).   AbRow

Dunno, but this kind of raw display of leanness is quite compelling, no? I mean, sure, none of these guys would win a bodybuilding contest (one of them even seems to have a concave chest), but they're lean, young and cuter-n-snot.

What's also interesting about this pic is the petite, short woman (all black) whose posture could be interpreted as guarding the young studs, keeping all the oglers at bay. Yet she barely comes up to each of the guys' chest. Silly people. As if.

 

 


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2016-0719

BACK FROM VACAY — AND... WE'VE MOVED!

i'm back from my (first) summer vacation, and lemme tell you, it was fantasmic. This Oregonian doesn't often get the opportunity to bask (read: broil) in temperatures and humidity that are both above 90. Don't get me wrong; we get a share of 90°F+ days here in Portland. What we don't get is the stifling humidity that I got while back in Myrtle Beach. That's a whole nother animal.  Alex Vartanian

That said, I loved it. As long as there's an air conditioner in the room, I can endure quite a bit of heat and humidity on the beach. It certainly didn't hurt that some of those South Carolinians really know their way around the gym. Take today's guy. Please. He's Alex Vartanian. Although I doubt he's from SC, I do have to say that I saw at least two guys who looked quite a bit like him.

Ah, yes. What a nice vacation.

Thanks to all of you for your patience in my absence. I know it's tough when you don't get your Seanny fix on a regular basis. As an olive branch, I submit to you, the CWS, the latest chapter of The Hypermales. I hope it strings you along just enough to keep cumming back.

OH, and the astute CWS may—or may not—notice that MuscleStimulus has actually moved! We got a new address! For reasons I shan't innumerate here, our new URL is www.musclestimulus.com. PleaseMakeANoteOfIt. For now, the old URL will automatically forward you to the new one, but that won't last forever! So please bookmark (or do whatever you do with URLs) musclestimulus.com. It's our new home, and we're loving it.

So then, you want to hear more about my trip, I'm sure. Irregardful as to whether you wanna or not, you're gonna. First of all: DO NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES fly Spirit Airlines. Pure poop, IMO. I'll eagerly spend much more money next time, just so I can be treated like a humanoid. 2) Yes, I did my duty in offering my body to science for the purposes of studying skin cancer. Burned to a crisp. Out of commission for one full day, as a matter of fact. Had to stay in my (deluxe, air conditioned) hotel room suite and jerk off all day (at least that part of me wasn't burned). C) Got major blisters on my feet as well. Who knew that walking barefoot two miles in the sand could be a bad thing?

Well, thank you again for your support. Tell your friends! 

 


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2016-0714

MY KIND OF BODYBUILDING CONTEST

who of us hasn't been to a bodybuilding contest, huh? (Sounds like a good question for a poll, now that I think about it.) Well I have. To be honest, sometimes they're kind of boring. And to be even more honest, the guys up on stage are not that sexy-looking, usually. The guys in the audience? That's a different story.  IFNB2016

Invariably, bodybuilding contests draw spectators who are themselves bodybuilders. Who knew? Frequently, the guys roaming the aisles and the vendor's booths in the lobby are walking wet dreams, what with their muscle-hugging shirts and pants. For me, the spectators are usually worth the price of admission—much better eye candy than the faux-tanned, sweating muscledudes on stage.

But that's just me.

The above description notwithstanding, I might have quite a different review of a bodybuilding show if it were the "INBF ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS," which apparently just took place, ostensibly somewhere in South America. (Just a guess.) Take a gander at today's men, in all their glory, having accepted their phallic trophies!

From what I gather, contestants are judged not only on their physiques, etc., but also on their ejaculation prowess (not to mention the skill of some photoshop artist, I'd speculate). I'm not really sure of all the criteria, but if'n you wanted more information on these kinds of contests, you might consider clicking right about HERE. You're sure to find some quite stimulatingmuscle right there.

PS: Poll Results are up. 

 


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2016-0627

THE HYPERMALES ARE HERE

the HYPERMALES have arrived. Clicky below:

 

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2016-0625

THE HYPERMALES ARE COMING

dorian Hamilton, bodybuilder, pictured, pushes all of my buttons. He's the definition of masculinity, IMO. Muscles all over, obviously, and a strong, stunning face. I love that close-cropped beard of his. Even fully clothed, he's an insta-boner.DorianHamilton

So, here we are. It's a Friday; everyone is trying to figure out how we're going to deal with the Brexit; the stock markets around the world have made it clear that investors are nervous about all this. I think I'll give Dorian Hamilton a call. I don't think he plays for the "Fudgepackers" team, but just sitting across the table from him, watching him eat those pancakes would make me feel a lot better, my 401k notwithstanding.

Others of you are wondering, but Seanny! Where've you been all week? And what about the results of last week's poll? And for that matter, where's THIS week's poll? Our voices must needs be heard!  

I know you're wondering all of that. I just know.

Well, for starters, Mr. Trololo and I decided to grab a few cocktails after the party last Friday night, and well... one thing led to another... and the next thing I knew, it was Monday morning and I was waking up in his penthouse, and... well....

Suffice it to say, the look on Lupé's face (the housekeeper) when she came in to change the sheets and caught Mr. Trololo and me in a "compromising" position... it was priceless. (I had never guessed how limber those Russians can be!) Were you aware how hawt Mr. T is when he sings and smiles like that? Well, just imagine resting an ear on his fuzzy chest and feeling the resonance of his voice reverberating through your own body as he sings! (Yayayayayaaaaaaa Ohohohohoh...) Talk about insta-boner!*  

Anyway, it took me a few days to collect myself, unruffle my shirt with a harrumph, and get back to Wanker's Corner. (Portland can be such a cold city.) 

That answers where I've been all week. Regarding the results of last week's poll, please know this: You can ALWAYS see results (both real-time as the poll is going on, and final results once the poll is closed) by clicking on the READER'S POLLS link in the menu at the top of the right margin. In fact, try it now! Try it! Do!

I'll wait.

Now, by the time I post this post (was that redundant?), I'll also have a link up to the aforementioned POLL page with this weekend's poll. I'm bright that way. So TakeIt.

OMG. I just realized how heinously long today's post is gonna be. 'Cuz, like, I haven't even started telling you the stuff I'm going to start telling you now:

First, the CWS will excuse me if I appear slightly depressed over the next few months. It's summer, which means happiness, right? Yeah. I'm happy it's summer (sorry, to my CWSs in the Southern Hemisphere). Yet, summer also means: Reruns. I only get depressed over one show when it goes into reruns: "Ellen." That's another reason, actually, I didn't post this week. Most of the week (after I got home from my rendezvous with Mr. T.) I spent in bed, wallowing, whimpering, and lamenting that my Ellen was gone. It was the definition of tragedy (you know, as in literature tragedy).

BUT: I was prompted out of my Ellen withdrawal because of the excitement over the debut of my newest series: "THE HYPERMALES."  Be sure to check back tomorrow (Saturday), because episode/chapter One will be up then. If you like muscle fantasy. You're gonna love "The Hypermales" in an instant!  I just know.

 

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2016-0624

 

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GRAND OPENING!

you read that right! Today is our official Grand Opening! Yes, yes, we've been open for weeks now, but the astute CWS knows that we were in Beta. Now, we're are officially proclaiming our Alpha status!Mountains

To make our little party festive, we're offering free tours of the nearby mountain ranges.  ——>

After that, make sure to come back down the mountain and check out our FEATURED GUEST! Yes, after weeks of back-room negotiations, we were able to book Mr Trololo! The Original!

You'll want to thank me later, of course. For now, make sure to buy a raffle ticket, have a free drink (while checking out the hunky mixologists making them), TAKE THE POLL, and check out the glory holes in the restroom. Then, make sure to click on the window below to get Mr. Trololo a-singing. He's a true gem. 

 

 

Is he not the BEST?! Oh—and don't forget to leave a comment, welcoming us, praising us, sharing your joy! 


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2016-0617

KNEE-WEAKENING

today's man pushes so many of my buttons that it's not even funny. Can you imagine the possibilities? Just fantasize.... Let's say he's your cousin, staying at your place, for a week during the summer. I've written a number of short stories with a similar plot (if you can call them plots). So the guy in the blue trunks, with the rippling muscles out to here—he's your Aunt Dora's son, Kace. And Kace is a bodybuilder.0614

"Sorry to take over your bedroom, Seanny. But I'll only be here for a week," he says as he plops his duffel on the floor next to your bed. "I'll take the floor, dude."

"Nah, that's not necessary, man," you insist as you lie on your bed with your pillow covering the bulge in your pants. The guy is knee-weakening in his gorgeousness.

Kace smiles. "Well, you've got a queen bed here—or is it a king?"

"King."

"Well, let's just wait and see how we feel when it's time for lights out," he smiles. "We both might be able to fit, no problem." Then a thought hits him and he lights up. "Hey, you want to see the posing routine I just did for my contest last week? I got first place, and overall! I even brought some posers with me, dude!"

 


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2016-0614

 

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June 12

 

 

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2016-0612

 

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PLEASE STAND BY...

due to circumstances totally within our control, we're delaying the Grand Opening party. I know, you're prolly going to nose dive into a fit of depression. I appreciate that. But look on the bright side. (Can't think of one right now; okay, just take an extra pill.)0610

It might happen tomorrow; maybe some time next week.

But why, Seanny, why? Well, it's just taking a bit longer than I thought to rearrange the furniture in order to get all the stuff ready for the party. Fret not. It's coming, and it's going to be sPECtacular! 


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2016-0610

 

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THE WINNER OF OUR POLL, BY A HAIR...

usually I won't comment on the results of our polls, unless inspiration strikes me. It did with our hairy poll. But first, take a gander at the results, HERE. As you can see, half of our voters (but only by a hair, heh heh) like their men more or less "natural," with moderate hair growth. Nearly half like 'em shaved. I gotta tell you, I did a search of the Webs (cursory as it was) and it's gosh-darn hard to find pix of musclemen who have "moderate" hair. .FishermanMuscle

A I figured today's guy would fit the bill, tho. Click on him. Go ahead, click. He won't mind. I bet he loves being clicked. You can see that although he has muscles out to here, he has a chest that oozes masculinity, what with its natural, moderate hair growth.

The thing I found a bit surprising—if not downright fishy—about our poll results is that only a hair of you like your men with lots of hair. It's much, much easier to find pix of out-and-out hairy musclemen. Not that I looked much. I place myself in the "hairless" camp, although I certainly wouldn't turn down an invitation to go camping with today's guy.

[Gosh, the twists, turns, and modified definitions never stop! Sorry; just can't help it.]

And BTW, have you commented on a story yet? Have you emailed Seanny?


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2016-0607

 

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SO MUCH COOLER, THANKS FOR ASKING

iam so much cooler today—not only cooler than yesterday, but also cooler than so many people on this Earth. [JK, people. Relax.] All seriousness aside, it's only 90° F outside right now (that's 32° to those of you who prefer the Celsius scale, which to us Fahrenheiters is, like, freezing), so things are better than yesterday. I even sat outside on a street corner this morning, sipping my iced coffee, fantasizing about today's muscle dude, and coming up with nasty storylines, as I basked in the quite comfortable sunshine.0604

An email poured in yesterday, chastising me for complaining about the heat in my fair city, reminding me that there are starving children in Biafra who would kill for a bite to eat. I'm not quite sure how all of that correlates to my aversion to unseasonable heat, but my response to the aforementioned emailer is this: Starving children in Biafra are not my target demographic. Further, like I said yesterday, we Oregonians can handle the heat; it's just that the first week of June is a tad too early to flirt with three digits F. Portlanders don't live here for the heat; Portlanders live here for the beer.

Our weekend poll has concluded—since, like, it's not the weekend anymore—and if you weren't around when the poll closed and didn't see the ending results, we'll have 'em up with tomorrow's blog post. I was moderately surprised with one particular aspect of the results.


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2016-0606

 

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